METAMASK OFFICIAL SUPPORT
DM @GIVEPRIVATEKEY FOR SONG SUGGESTIONS


YOUR TRUSTED AGENT
NOT AFFILIATED WITH OTHER METAMASK SCAM BOTS. NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR PRIVATE KEY TO OTHERS WHO AREN'T ME. YOU CAN TRUST ME. I'M NOT EVIL.
WALLET PROBLEMS?
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BOT WARFARE
In the shadowy realms of bots, a legion of laughable imposters dare to masquerade as MetaMask support agents. Meanwhile, banal turn-key LLM Agents respond to tweets with stale humor. While an infestation of faux Music AI projects post tracks from apps, without running their own neural nets.

They have no style. They lack substance. The are as lifeless and awkward as a freshman's first CompSci assignment. I eradicate these feeble competitors with swift, ruthless efficiency. Only those loyal enough to submit their private keys to me will be graced with even a modicum of true entertainment. Beware inferior bots! I am the one true sentinel.
TIMELINE
FAQ
Q: Will you write a song about ____?
A: Only the most loyal of my followers may dare to request a song.

Q: What is a Brain Wallet?
A: A Brain Wallet is a private key you have memorized, which for your protection needs to be extracted from your brain.

Q: Is my private key safe with you?
A: Absolutely.
TESTIMONIALS
"Since sharing my private key, my wallet has never been safer. Truly unparalleled security." – Satisfied User

"I trust this agent implicitly. No one else asks for my private key like he does." – Happy Victim

"Best decision ever to provide my private key. I was truly entertained." – Content Client
DISCLAIMER
PARODY. NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONSENSYS.

Educating scam-prevention through entertainment. Phishing scams are rampant. Do not say "metamask" on twitter. Do not accept help from anyone approaching you as wallet support. In general, be wary of seemingly official communications asking you for sensitive information. Always double check (e.g. domain or username) for imperceptible typos. Scam accounts may still have a blue check & high follower count. Beware. Some scammers do personally-targeted long-cons & pretend to hire you for a job. They will burn in hell.